Face Ditching.

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When you kick someone off your Facebook friends list like they’re the worst person who ever existed and you’re the best person who ever lived.
I just unfriended my ex because she still thinks we’re together and I’m over it.
My cousin ditched me on Facebook because I told her I’m dating her brother and she’s mad.
I took my crush off my friends list because he asked me out and I said no and now I’m too proud to talk to him.
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A person who ditches others and looks like they just got hit by a bus and also got stuck in a trash can.
My friend ditched me and her face looked like she just got hit by a bus and a trash can.
My crush ditched me and now he looks like a raccoon who just got kicked out of a trash can.
My mom ditched me and she looked like she just got hit by a bus and a raccoon.
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When someone gets super hyped about doing something with someone and then they back out at the last second and do the same thing with someone else, usually because they’re stupid and don’t know what they want.
My friend was super excited about going to the mall with me and then she said she was going with her crush and now she’s with him and I’m stuck with my mom.
My crush was all in on going to the concert with me and then he said he was going with his best friend and now he’s with him and I’m stuck with my mom.
My crush was super hyped about going to the movies with me and then he said he was going with his crush and now he’s with her and I’m stuck with my mom.
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