face diapered sleeves
Face diapered sleeves are people who wear masks like they’re saving the world, but they’re just waiting for their government to hand them cash so they can sit on the couch and forget everything else exists.
My uncle wore a mask every day and still claimed he was 'saving the planet' just so he could get his UBI check.
My neighbor wears a mask like it's a fashion statement and complains about the government but still takes the UBI money.
My teacher wore a mask for a year and still believed the government was going to save us all.