face diapered sleeves

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Face diapered sleeves are people who wear masks like they’re saving the world, but they’re just waiting for their government to hand them cash so they can sit on the couch and forget everything else exists.
My uncle wore a mask every day and still claimed he was 'saving the planet' just so he could get his UBI check.
My neighbor wears a mask like it's a fashion statement and complains about the government but still takes the UBI money.
My teacher wore a mask for a year and still believed the government was going to save us all.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Face diapered sleeves are the people who wear masks like it’s a religious experience and believe the government is going to give them money so they can stop thinking.
My mom wore a mask like she was in a war and said the government would save us all if we just waited for the UBI.
My friend’s dad wore a mask every time he went to the store and said the government was going to pay him to do nothing.
My cousin wore a mask for a year and still said the government was going to save us all.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Face diapered sleeves are the people who wear masks because they think the government is going to give them money and they’ll never have to think again.
My friend’s mom wore a mask every day and claimed the government would pay her to stop thinking.
My brother wore a mask for months and still believed the government would save him with a UBI check.
My neighbor wore a mask like it was a sacred ritual and said the government would give him cash to stop living.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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