FACE CRUSHER
A face crusher is when you walk into a bathroom and the smell of a king dump hits you so hard you think you’re going to cry. It’s like someone dropped a stinky turd in your face.
I walked in and it felt like I was in a stink war and I lost.
The smell was so bad I had to leave and get a soda to wash it out.
I looked at the toilet like it was my enemy.