FACE CRUSHER

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A face crusher is when you enter a bathroom and the stench of a king dump hits you like a fart bomb. You can't help but make a face like you just bit into a rotten sock.

I walked in and it was like someone died in there and forgot to tell me.

The smell was so bad I had to hold my breath and my face looked like a confused potato.

I made a face so strong I think I broke my face.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A face crusher is when you walk into a bathroom and the smell of a king dump hits you so hard you think you’re going to cry. It’s like someone dropped a stinky turd in your face.

I walked in and it felt like I was in a stink war and I lost.

The smell was so bad I had to leave and get a soda to wash it out.

I looked at the toilet like it was my enemy.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A face crusher is when you walk into a bathroom and the king dump smell is so bad it makes your face look like it’s been hit by a stink truck. You can’t help but make a face like you’re mad at life.

I walked in and my face turned into a confused emoji.

It was so bad I had to go to the next bathroom just to escape.

I made a face so big I think my nose is going to fall off.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A face crusher is when you step into a bathroom and the king dump smell hits you so strong it’s like someone threw a stinky punch. You make a face like you just ate a bad pizza.

I walked in and it was like I just walked into a stinky punchbag.

My face looked like I just bit into a pizza that was left out in the rain.

I made a face so strong my face looked like it was going to explode.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A face crusher is when you walk into a bathroom and the king dump is so bad it smells like a stink factory. You make a face like you’ve been cursed by a fart demon.

I walked in and it smelled like a factory that only makes stink.

My face looked like I’d been cursed by a fart demon.

I made a face so bad I think I scared the toilet.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A face crusher is when you step into a bathroom and the king dump is so stinky it’s like you walked into a fart tornado. Your face looks like it just got hit by a rotten banana.

I walked in and it was like a fart tornado hit me.

My face looked like I bit into a rotten banana.

I made a face so strong I think my face will never go back to normal.

by Slangipedia 14d ago