Face Crêpe
Face Crêpe is the dry crusty mess that clings to your face like a bad relationship after a woman gives you a full-on face-fucking blowjob.
My face crêpe was so bad, my dog wouldn’t stop sniffing me.
I looked like I had a layer of dirt and shame on my face.
I tried to eat a taco, and my face crêpe fell into my soup.