Face Crêpe

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Face Crêpe is the gross flakey stuff left on a guy's face after a woman gives him a deepthroat and he looks like a used napkin.

Bro, I looked like a raccoon that got hit by a truck after that blow job.

My face crêpe was so thick, my girlfriend thought I had a skin condition.

I tried to wipe it off, but it just stuck to my hand like a second layer of skin.

Face Crêpe is the dry crusty mess that clings to your face like a bad relationship after a woman gives you a full-on face-fucking blowjob.

My face crêpe was so bad, my dog wouldn’t stop sniffing me.

I looked like I had a layer of dirt and shame on my face.

I tried to eat a taco, and my face crêpe fell into my soup.

Face Crêpe is the dried-up gunk on your face after a woman goes full-on oral on you and leaves you looking like a sad pizza.

My face crêpe was so bad, I had to use a towel to wipe it off like I was cleaning a plate.

I looked like a sad pizza with extra cheese and shame.

My face crêpe was so thick, I could’ve used it as a new face mask.