Face Crêpe - Face Crêpe is the dried-up gunk on your face after a woman g

Face Crêpe is the dried-up gunk on your face after a woman goes full-on oral on you and leaves you looking like a sad pizza.

My face crêpe was so bad, I had to use a towel to wipe it off like I was cleaning a plate.

I looked like a sad pizza with extra cheese and shame.

My face crêpe was so thick, I could’ve used it as a new face mask.