Face-cracking
You log into Facebook so much you can’t sleep, your eyes look like they’re about to fall out, and you’re too wired to even care that your brain is melting.
I stayed up till 3 a. m. just to check my Facebook. My face is so cracked I look like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.
My face is so cracked I think I can see my mom’s face in my mirror.
I cracked my face so bad I could’ve been a contestant on America’s Got Talent.