Face Confetti
You wash your face in the men's room and then try to dry it with toilet paper, which sticks to your face like a cheap substitute for a towel.
I washed my face and used toilet paper. Now my face is like a paper collage.
I tried to dry my face with toilet paper and now it's like my face is covered in tissue confetti.
I used toilet paper to dry my face and now I look like I got hit with a paper bomb.