Face Confetti

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You splash water on your face in the men's room but there's no towels so you use toilet paper and end up with a mess stuck to your face like a stupid kid's art project.

I washed my face and now my face looks like a tissue exploded on it.

I used toilet paper instead of towels and now I have paper stuck to my face like a weird beard.

I thought I was being fancy. Now I look like I got hit with a paper tornado.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You try to dry your face after washing it but there's no towels so you use toilet paper and end up with a face full of flaky paper.

I used toilet paper to dry my face. Now it's like my face is peeling.

I tried to be cool. Now my face looks like it's covered in dead skin and toilet paper.

I used toilet paper to dry my face and now I have confetti on my face. Classic.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You wash your face in the men's room and then try to dry it with toilet paper, which sticks to your face like a cheap substitute for a towel.

I washed my face and used toilet paper. Now my face is like a paper collage.

I tried to dry my face with toilet paper and now it's like my face is covered in tissue confetti.

I used toilet paper to dry my face and now I look like I got hit with a paper bomb.

by Slangipedia 14d ago