Face Confetti
You splash water on your face in the men's room but there's no towels so you use toilet paper and end up with a mess stuck to your face like a stupid kid's art project.
I washed my face and now my face looks like a tissue exploded on it.
I used toilet paper instead of towels and now I have paper stuck to my face like a weird beard.
I thought I was being fancy. Now I look like I got hit with a paper tornado.