Face-butthole
A face-butthole is a person who eats, poops, and talks all at the same time like they’re trying to break the world record for being a disaster.
My mom is a face-butthole. She talks to the TV and eats popcorn with her hands.
My brother is a face-butthole. He poops in the bathtub and then yells at the shower.
My friend is a face-butthole. He eats a whole pizza and then talks like he just won the lottery.