Face-butthole

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A face-butthole is someone who smells like a wet fart and talks like a confused toddler who just ate a whole pizza.

My cousin is a face-butthole. He eats pizza for breakfast and then yells at the sky.

My teacher said I was a face-butthole because I drew a mustache on the principal’s face.

My dog is a face-butthole. He poops on my shoes and then stares at me like I did it.

A face-butthole is a human who looks like they slept in a trash can and then took a bite out of a sock.

My neighbor is a face-butthole. He wears socks to bed and talks to his cat like it’s his boss.

My friend told me I was a face-butthole because I wore socks to the pool party.

My brother is a face-butthole. He eats cereal with his hands and then tries to sing opera.

A face-butthole is a person who eats, poops, and talks all at the same time like they’re trying to break the world record for being a disaster.

My mom is a face-butthole. She talks to the TV and eats popcorn with her hands.

My brother is a face-butthole. He poops in the bathtub and then yells at the shower.

My friend is a face-butthole. He eats a whole pizza and then talks like he just won the lottery.