Face-butthole
A face-butthole is a human who looks like they slept in a trash can and then took a bite out of a sock.
My neighbor is a face-butthole. He wears socks to bed and talks to his cat like it’s his boss.
My friend told me I was a face-butthole because I wore socks to the pool party.
My brother is a face-butthole. He eats cereal with his hands and then tries to sing opera.