Face Book Cutie
A girl who only posts pictures on Facebook where she looks like a supermodel, even though she’s just standing in front of a green screen.
Caption: ‘This is me… if I had a filter and a personal trainer.’
Comment: ‘That’s not you. That’s a Photoshop ad.’
DM: ‘You look like a movie star. Are you on a movie set or just in your mom’s kitchen?’