Face Book Cutie

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A girl who posts half-naked selfies on Facebook just so strangers can tell her she’s cute, even though she’s probably wearing a wig and fake eyelashes.
DM: ‘Your butt looks amazing in that photo, but are you wearing a bra?’
Comment: ‘You’re cute, but I’ve seen better at a truck stop.’
Caption: ‘This photo is perfect… if I ignore the fact I took it in a bathroom.’
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A girl who only posts pictures on Facebook where she looks like a supermodel, even though she’s just standing in front of a green screen.
Caption: ‘This is me… if I had a filter and a personal trainer.’
Comment: ‘That’s not you. That’s a Photoshop ad.’
DM: ‘You look like a movie star. Are you on a movie set or just in your mom’s kitchen?’
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