Face Book Chat Disorder
Face Book Chat Disorder is when you're so obsessed with fb that you're arguing with your friend over a typo.
I sent 'hey' and they replied with 'hello' and now we're fighting.
I'm texting my friend and I'm mad because they used 'u' instead of 'you'.
I'm arguing with my brother because he called me 'dude' instead of 'bro'.
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