Face Book Chat Disorder

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Face Book Chat Disorder is when you can't stop typing stupid stuff on fb and it makes your brain melt. You might need a doctor and a lot of snacks to recover.

Hey, are you alive? I just sent you 100 messages.

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just choosing to be mean.

Why do you think I'm single? Because I'm typing too much.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You got Face Book Chat Disorder if you're so obsessed with fb that you talk to your plants and they don't respond back.

My dog has more friends on fb than I do.

I'm chatting with my ex while my mom is yelling at me.

I sent a message to my future self and it's not replying.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Face Book Chat Disorder is when you think you're cool but you're just typing nonsense to people who don't care.

I sent a 200-word message and they replied with 'lol'.

I'm typing so much I forgot how to breathe.

I'm arguing with my cousin over a photo of a cat wearing sunglasses.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Face Book Chat Disorder is when you're so mad at someone for ignoring you that you send them 50 messages and then cry.

I sent 50 messages and they didn't reply. I'm now crying in the toilet.

I'm texting my friend so much I forgot how to talk to people.

I'm arguing with my mom over a fb message and I'm 12.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Face Book Chat Disorder is when you're so obsessed with fb that you're arguing with your friend over a typo.

I sent 'hey' and they replied with 'hello' and now we're fighting.

I'm texting my friend and I'm mad because they used 'u' instead of 'you'.

I'm arguing with my brother because he called me 'dude' instead of 'bro'.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Face Book Chat Disorder is when you're so addicted to fb that you're ignoring your mom and your dog and your life.

I'm texting my friend and I forgot to do my homework.

I'm arguing with my brother because I'm on fb.

I'm so busy texting I didn't eat my dinner.

by Slangipedia 13d ago