Face-Blitzed
When Facebook throws a tag party in your inbox and you get pummeled with updates because a random person commented on a post you saw once in 2013.
Your email is full of Facebook alerts. They’re from your old math teacher’s friend who commented on a post about your weird dream about cows.
You open your inbox and see 12 Facebook messages. They’re from a group called ‘People Who Think You’re Weird’ and it’s about your obsession with ladders.
You get 9 Facebook alerts all about a post from your neighbor’s cat. It’s from a group called ‘People Who Love Cats’ and it’s just one comment.