Face-Blitzed
Getting hit in the face with a ton of Facebook alerts when you open your email. It’s like Facebook thinks you’re a kid who needs to be yelled at.
Your email: 12 alerts from Facebook. All from your ex’s cousin’s dog’s comment on a meme about potatoes.
You check your inbox and see 20 messages from Facebook. They’re all about a post your mom made on your uncle’s birthday.
You open your email and get hit with 15 Facebook updates. They’re all from a group called 'People Who Hate Mondays' and it’s just a comment about your sock collection.