face blast - When you let one rip while standing, then plop down like a s

When you let one rip while standing, then plop down like a sack of bricks and plant your face in the mess.

I face blasted my roommate and now he smells like a dead sock.

I sat down after a face blast and my face was covered in what looked like a science experiment.

My face blast was so loud the neighbor’s cat ran away screaming.