face blast

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Getting so wasted on weed you can’t tell your nose from your ear.

My face blast was so good I passed out in the middle of a pizza box.

I face blasted so hard I turned my mom’s couch into a trampoline.

After the face blast, my dog started talking to me in Morse code.

When you let one rip while standing, then plop down like a sack of bricks and plant your face in the mess.

I face blasted my roommate and now he smells like a dead sock.

I sat down after a face blast and my face was covered in what looked like a science experiment.

My face blast was so loud the neighbor’s cat ran away screaming.

When you ski through a mountain of snow and it explodes in your face like a giant powder bomb.

I got face blasted by snow and my goggles looked like they were on fire.

The face blast was so hard I lost my hat and my dignity.

After the face blast, my face felt like it had been hit by a snowplow.

When the wind hits you so hard it feels like your face got kicked by a goat.

The wind face blasted me and I almost fell off my bike.

I got face blasted by the wind and my hair looked like a tornado had hit it.

The wind face blasted me so hard I yelled ‘why?!” like a mad man.

When a company sends out a bunch of emails all at once and it feels like your inbox is getting pummeled.

I got face blasted by 100 emails and my phone almost exploded.

The face blast from the email was so bad I turned off my phone and hid under a couch.

I got face blasted by a marketing email and now I hate Mondays.