Face beer
A girl so ugly she makes you look like the old man from the keystone beer ads. You see her once and your face looks like you just got a bad surprise. You're never going to forget it.
I saw a girl at the bus stop and my face looked like I just got yelled at.
My coworker said his ex was the face beer girl and he still looks sad.
I saw the face beer girl and my face looked like I had just lost my dog.