Face beer

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The cheapest, smelly beer you can find when your wallet is empty and your stomach is screaming. It makes your face look like you just bit a sour apple. Canadians who work in the cold love this stuff like it's their first love.

My buddy drinks face beer every winter and looks like he just lost a bet with a raccoon.

I got paid in face beer last month. It tasted like regret and old socks.

My uncle drinks face beer so much he’s got a permanent frown on his face.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you take a picture and instead of smiling, you hold up a beer like it's your new best friend and your face is in the background. It’s like you're saying, 'I don’t care if you take my photo, I’ve got beer.'

At my cousin’s wedding, I did the face beer and looked like I was about to punch the camera.

My mom did the face beer in her birthday photo and it’s now the main subject of the picture.

I took a selfie with face beer and it looked like I was about to cry.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When a girl who’s usually pretty becomes the worst version of herself after drinking too much beer. It’s like she turned into a sad, sweaty version of herself. You want to run away.

My niece drank face beer and looked like she was about to fight a ghost.

My friend’s girlfriend turned into a face beer monster after one too many pints.

I saw a girl at the bar and she looked like she had a beer face and a bad day.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you drink beer and your face looks like you just saw your dog get hit by a truck. It’s what happens to people who don’t know how to handle alcohol. You want to tell them to stop drinking.

My dad did the face beer after his first beer and it looked like he was about to cry.

I drank one beer and my face looked like I had a bad day at school.

My brother’s face after drinking beer looked like he had a fight with a ghost.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A girl so ugly she makes you look like the old man from the keystone beer ads. You see her once and your face looks like you just got a bad surprise. You're never going to forget it.

I saw a girl at the bus stop and my face looked like I just got yelled at.

My coworker said his ex was the face beer girl and he still looks sad.

I saw the face beer girl and my face looked like I had just lost my dog.

by Slangipedia 14d ago