face babies - Face babies are the angry, greasy pimples on your face that

Face babies are the angry, greasy pimples on your face that pop up when you’re hormonal or your skin is too oily to handle your nonsense.

My face looks like a fried egg with acne. I’m a face baby factory.

I woke up with a face baby the size of a donut. I looked like a greasy pizza.

My face has so many face babies, it’s like my face is giving birth to a whole family.