face babies

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Face babies are the angry, greasy pimples on your face that pop up when you’re hormonal or your skin is too oily to handle your nonsense.

My face looks like a fried egg with acne. I’m a face baby factory.

I woke up with a face baby the size of a donut. I looked like a greasy pizza.

My face has so many face babies, it’s like my face is giving birth to a whole family.

Face babies happen when two people kiss so hard, it’s like their faces are trying to have a baby without the rest of their bodies.

They were making out like they were trying to merge into one human. Face baby mode activated.

I saw my friend and his crush lip-locking so hard, it was like their faces were in a love trance.

They were face babying like it was a competition. I had to step in and say, 'You two are going too far.'

Face babies are when you spray your cum all over a girl’s face like it’s a face mask and you’re a face baby dad.

He came all over her face like it was a new skincare routine. She looked like she got sprayed by a firehose of man juice.

He ejaculated on her face like it was a science experiment. She was the lab rat.

He shot his load on her face like it was a face baby birth. She was the mother.

Face babies are when someone makes you laugh so hard or gets you so hyped, you feel like you’re about to have a baby with their face.

He told the funniest joke ever, and I laughed so hard, my face was ready to birth a baby with him.

She started dancing like she was in a music video, and I felt like I was about to have a face baby with her.

He made me so excited, I felt like my face was trying to make a baby with his face.

Face babies are when you’re like, 'I don’t give a f***, I’m going in,' and you’re so confident, you’re basically a face baby king.

'I don’t give a f***, I’m going in,' he said, and he walked into the crowd like he owned the place.

She said, 'I don’t give a f***, I’m going in,' and she ran into the party like she was the face baby queen.

He yelled, 'I don’t give a f***, I’m going in,' and he jumped into the pool like it was a face baby birth.

Face babies are when you’re like, 'Yea yea, 'aight,' and you’re just being lazy but still cool.

He said, 'Yea yea, 'aight,' and walked away like he was the king of being lazy.

She said, 'Yea yea, 'aight,' and just sat there like she didn’t care.

He said, 'Yea yea, 'aight,' and left the room like he was done with the whole situation.

Face babies are when you kiss so hard, it’s like you’re trying to have sex with your mouths.

They kissed so hard, it was like their mouths were trying to get married.

He and his crush were face babying like it was a love show.

They were making out so hard, it was like they were having a face baby marathon.