My lunch break was ruined because I posted 'I ate three tacos and now I'm a god.' 127 comments later, I'm just a god with a bad diet.

She said 'I just got a dog' and now 200 of her friends are arguing over whether the dog is cute or a disgrace.

He posted 'I failed my math test' and 100 people replied with 'me too' and 20 said 'you're lucky I failed mine.'