Face-attention

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When someone posts on Facebook and gets so many comments it feels like the whole internet is talking back to them.

My lunch break was ruined because I posted 'I ate three tacos and now I'm a god.' 127 comments later, I'm just a god with a bad diet.

She said 'I just got a dog' and now 200 of her friends are arguing over whether the dog is cute or a disgrace.

He posted 'I failed my math test' and 100 people replied with 'me too' and 20 said 'you're lucky I failed mine.'

When someone updates their Facebook and it's like a million people showed up to yell at them.

He posted 'I just got a job!' and 50 of his cousins replied with 'me too' and 10 said 'I got fired.'

She posted 'I'm single again' and 30 people started a debate about who she should date.

He said 'I got a tattoo' and now 80 people are arguing about whether it's cool or a mistake.

When someone posts on Facebook and it's like the whole world shows up to spam them.

She wrote 'I just broke up with my boyfriend' and now 60 people are telling her who she should date next.

He said 'I passed my test' and now 100 people are telling him he's a failure.

She posted 'I'm going on vacation' and now 30 of her friends are trying to join her.

When someone posts on Facebook and it's like a thousand people come to laugh at them.

He posted 'I ate a whole pizza' and 70 people said 'me too' and 5 said 'I ate two pizzas and still died.'

She said 'I failed my math test' and 100 people replied with 'me too' and 20 said 'you're lucky I failed mine.'

He posted 'I just got a dog' and now 80 people are arguing about whether the dog is cute or a disgrace.

When someone posts on Facebook and it's like the internet is trying to kill them with comments.

She wrote 'I'm going on vacation' and now 50 of her friends are arguing about who gets to go with her.

He said 'I got a tattoo' and now 60 people are telling him he looks like a clown.

She posted 'I broke up with my boyfriend' and now 70 people are telling her who she should date next.

When someone posts on Facebook and it's like a thousand people come to make fun of them.

He posted 'I just got a job' and 70 people replied with 'me too' and 10 said 'I got fired.'

She said 'I ate a whole pizza' and 80 people said 'me too' and 5 said 'I ate two pizzas and still died.'

He posted 'I passed my test' and now 100 people are telling him he's a failure.