face assumption
someone who stares at people's faces like they're giving them a fortune teller reading and then yells out what's going to happen
He stared at me for 10 seconds and said I'd get fired. I did. The next day.
She looked at my face and said I'd break up with my girlfriend. She was right. I'm still mad.
He saw my face and told me I'd get a promotion. I did. He got a cookie.