face assumption

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a face-stalker who can guess what's going to happen to others just by looking at their face and probably thinks they're a genius

I saw that kid's face and I knew he was gonna fail math. He did.

She looked like a loser. Turns out she got a scholarship. I was wrong. Again.

He had the face of a man who would one day be rich. He is now.

someone who stares at people's faces like they're giving them a fortune teller reading and then yells out what's going to happen

He stared at me for 10 seconds and said I'd get fired. I did. The next day.

She looked at my face and said I'd break up with my girlfriend. She was right. I'm still mad.

He saw my face and told me I'd get a promotion. I did. He got a cookie.

a person who stares at your face like it's a crime scene and then tells you your future like you're in a courtroom

He stared at my face like I had a murder on my hands and said I'd get a raise. I did. He got a raise too.

She looked at my face and said I'd get dumped. I did. She got a dump too.

He stared at my face for 5 minutes and told me I'd get promoted. I did. He got a promotion too.