Face-app-phobia - When you're so fed up with apps knowing your business that y

When you're so fed up with apps knowing your business that you start talking to your phone like it's your enemy.

I told my phone, 'You don't know me. I don't like you.'

My app asked me my favorite color. I said, 'I hate you.'

I yelled at my phone because it told my friends I'm ugly.