Fabulousness Issues
A problem where someone thinks they're the best and they'll do anything to prove it. They show off with their clothes, their pets, and their gadgets like they're trying to win a beauty pageant and you’re the audience.
"I’m too fabulous to even look at you.", while checking their reflection in the mirror.
"You're not even in my top 10.", when you try to say hello.
"My dog has more personality than you.", during a normal conversation.