Fabulousness Issues

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A sickness that makes people think they're way better than you and need to show off all day long. They use fancy stuff, tiny dogs, and their phones to remind you that they're the main character of the show and you're just the extra.
"I'm not even looking at you, I'm too busy being fabulous.", while scrolling through Instagram on their phone.
"My dog is more important than your life.", during a normal Tuesday.
"You’re not even in the script.", when you try to join their lunch break.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone thinks they’re the only one who matters and makes you feel like you’re the background of their life. They use shiny gadgets and their looks to show off and make you feel like you’re not even there.
"I’m not here for you, I’m here for my phone.", while ignoring you during lunch.
"You’re just a side character in my life.", while taking 10 selfies.
"My life is a movie and you’re just the special effects.", when you try to talk to them.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A problem where someone thinks they're the best and they'll do anything to prove it. They show off with their clothes, their pets, and their gadgets like they're trying to win a beauty pageant and you’re the audience.
"I’m too fabulous to even look at you.", while checking their reflection in the mirror.
"You're not even in my top 10.", when you try to say hello.
"My dog has more personality than you.", during a normal conversation.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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