fabulous dickhead
A man who thinks he's a superhero but can't even beat up a chicken.
"He tried to punch a chicken and got pecked.", A kid’s report on Putin’s failed chicken fight.
"He’s like a superhero, but his powers are just fake news.", A tweet from a kid who saw the chicken fight.
"He’s a chicken puncher with no punch power.", A DM from a chicken who’s been punched.
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