Fabulosexual
A person so fabulous they make being gay look like a side job. They're like a human glitter bomb with a PhD in looking good.
My cousin is fabulosexual. He wears more makeup than my mom on Sunday.
She went to the gym, got a manicure, and texted me while doing it. That's fabulosexual energy.
He showed up to the party in a suit, a hat, and a full beard. I didn't even know beards could be fabulous.