Fabulosexual

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A person so fabulous they make being gay look like a side job. They're like a human glitter bomb with a PhD in looking good.

My cousin is fabulosexual. He wears more makeup than my mom on Sunday.

She went to the gym, got a manicure, and texted me while doing it. That's fabulosexual energy.

He showed up to the party in a suit, a hat, and a full beard. I didn't even know beards could be fabulous.

They're not just gay. They're a full-blown spectacle. You don't just see them, you’re blinded by their shine.

My neighbor is a fabulosexual. He wears tights to the grocery store.

She turned her cat into a fashion icon. That's how fabulosexual she is.

He texted me during church. I asked why. He said, 'I needed to look fabulous in the holy spirit.'

They’re so fabulous, they don’t just have a life, they have a whole drama series.

My sister is a fabulosexual. She has a different outfit for every day of the week. And Sunday is her day off.

He texted me while doing his hair, his makeup, and his nails. That's just how fabulosexual he is.

She turned her dog into a fashion model. That’s not just gay, that’s fabulosexual.

They don’t just live life, they live it in a sequin-covered, glittery, full-on glitter explosion.

My friend is fabulosexual. He wears heels to work and doesn’t even break a sweat.

She wears more makeup than I do in a whole month. That’s how fabulosexual she is.

He walked into the room like he owned it. He did. He owns sequins, glitter, and my respect.

They’re not just gay, they’re a full-blown fashion disaster with a side of glamour.

My brother is a fabulosexual. He went to the store in a full suit, a hat, and a coat. It was November. He didn’t care.

She texted me while doing her hair, her nails, and her face. That’s how fabulosexual she is.

He turned his car into a fashion show. That’s not just gay, that’s fabulosexual.