Fabulogue
A person who makes up words like they’re going out of style, and they probably are.
Fabulogue said ‘toys’ is now ‘toy-z’ and now I’m stuck with it.
My teacher called me a Fabulogue for making ‘teacher’ into ‘teach-er’.
Fabulogue turned ‘family’ into ‘fam-ily’ and now I think about it every day.