Fabulogue

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A word-obsessed lunatic who invents nonsense to make people confused and angry.
@Fabulogue just turned 'breakfast' into 'brunch-fest' and I’m not even mad, I’m just sad.
My teacher called me a Fabulogue for changing 'math' to 'mumble-ha' on the test.
Fabulogue said ‘toilet’ is now ‘throne-of-pee’ and I’m gonna have to sit on it.
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A person who makes up words just to annoy people and sound smart at the same time.
Fabulogue turned 'homework' into ‘homo-work’ and now I think about it too much.
My mom said I was a Fabulogue for calling the dog ‘Sir Sniffington’.
Fabulogue changed ‘lunch’ to ‘lunch-time’ and now I’m stuck with it.
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A word-making freak who lives to make people say ‘what the hell is that?’
Fabulogue called ‘sleep’ ‘snooze-time’ and now I can’t go to bed without thinking about it.
My friend got called a Fabulogue for changing ‘pizza’ to ‘pizz-a’.
Fabulogue turned ‘chicken’ into ‘chick-en’ and now I eat it like it’s a secret.
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A person who makes up words like they’re going out of style, and they probably are.
Fabulogue said ‘toys’ is now ‘toy-z’ and now I’m stuck with it.
My teacher called me a Fabulogue for making ‘teacher’ into ‘teach-er’.
Fabulogue turned ‘family’ into ‘fam-ily’ and now I think about it every day.
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A person who thinks they’re special because they made up a word and now everyone hates them.
Fabulogue called ‘chair’ ‘ch-air’ and now I sit on it like it’s a punishment.
My brother is a Fabulogue because he turned ‘bed’ into ‘be-d’.
Fabulogue made ‘shoe’ into ‘sh-oe’ and now I walk like I’m being watched.
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