Fabulette
The most beautiful cat on Earth, she could probably poop glitter and diamonds. If you say she’s ugly, I’ll beat your ass with a bag of cat treats.
My neighbor said Fabulette looked like a sock. I told him I’d stuff his mouth with cat hair.
My friend called her a ‘meh’ cat. I kicked him out of my house.
At the park, a kid said she was ‘okay.’ I made him eat a whole bag of kibble.