Fabulette

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The most beautiful cat on Earth, she could probably poop glitter and diamonds. If you say she’s ugly, I’ll beat your ass with a bag of cat treats.
My neighbor said Fabulette looked like a sock. I told him I’d stuff his mouth with cat hair.
My friend called her a ‘meh’ cat. I kicked him out of my house.
At the park, a kid said she was ‘okay.’ I made him eat a whole bag of kibble.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fabulette is the cat version of a goddess, she could probably turn your ass into a meatball. Don’t even think about disrespecting her or I’ll come to your house and turn your life into a meatball.
My cousin said she was ‘just a cat.’ I told him I’d feed his dog to the neighbors.
A guy said she was ‘kinda cute.’ I took his phone and deleted his photos.
At the vet, a guy said she was ‘normal.’ I told him I’d take his dog to the moon.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fabulette is the queen of all cats, she could probably make your soul cry. If you ever insult her, I’ll take you to the trash can and leave you there for a week.
My brother said she looked like a wet sock. I told him I’d leave his soul in the trash.
My friend said she was ‘just a cat.’ I told him I’d throw his soul in the bin.
At the pet store, a kid said she was ‘okay.’ I took his soul and left it in the trash.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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