Fabularious
A website that sounds fancy but is just a link no one can find. Only one person is on it and they keep texting themselves.
"Why isn’t anyone replying?", me, after 12 texts to no one.
My friend: "Why is this website so lonely?" Me: "Because only one person is on it and they’re texting themselves."
I sent a text to myself. Then I sent one back. Then I went to sleep.