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A fruit loop of fabulous and hilarious. Like when your mom calls you and your dad answers and says you're not home.
"I'm here, I'm here!", me, to my mom, while I was in the bathroom.
My dad: "He's not home." My mom: "He is!" Me: "I'm in the bathroom!".
My brother: "You're not home!" Me: "I am!" My dad: "He's not!"