Fabronious
When you fake interest in what some new person is going on about, even though it’s the most boring thing ever, because you think they’re not the worst.
'You said you like video games. I said I play them every day. I haven’t touched a controller since 2001.'
'You asked me about my family. I said they’re awesome. My brother lives in a van.'
'You told me you love pizza. I said, 'Me too.' I haven’t eaten pizza in five years.'