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When you fake caring about what some new friend is yapping about, even though it’s the dumbest thing ever, just because you think they’re okay.

'Bro, I literally have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm gonna nod like I do.'

'You said you like music? I said I listen to heavy metal. I don’t even know what that is.'

'I asked you about your job. You told me you work at a pet store. I said, 'Cool.' I don’t own a pet. I don’t even like dogs.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you act like you're into whatever some new person is blabbing about, even though it’s the worst topic ever, just because they seem kind of alright.

'You said you like cooking. I said I love cooking. I don’t know how to boil water.'

'You asked about my weekend. I said it was awesome. It was Saturday. I was sleeping.'

'You told me you like basketball. I said, 'Cool.' I don’t know what a basketball is.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you fake interest in what some new person is going on about, even though it’s the most boring thing ever, because you think they’re not the worst.

'You said you like video games. I said I play them every day. I haven’t touched a controller since 2001.'

'You asked me about my family. I said they’re awesome. My brother lives in a van.'

'You told me you love pizza. I said, 'Me too.' I haven’t eaten pizza in five years.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you lie about caring about what some new friend is rambling about, even though it’s the dumbest thing ever, just because you think they’re worth it.

'You said you like movies. I said I watch them every day. I haven’t watched a movie in three years.'

'You asked about my job. I said it’s cool. It’s a job at a fast food place.'

'You told me you love cats. I said, 'Me too.' I’m allergic to cats.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you pretend to be interested in what some new person is going on about, even though it’s the worst topic ever, because you think they’re not a total disaster.

'You said you like music. I said I love it. I don’t know what a song is.'

'You asked about my weekend. I said it was the best. I was watching TV all day.'

'You told me you love sports. I said, 'Me too.' I don’t know what a sports team is.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you act like you're into whatever some new person is yapping about, even though it’s the most ridiculous thing ever, just because you think they’re not a total disaster.

'You said you like food. I said I eat all the time. I haven’t eaten in a month.'

'You asked me about my weekend. I said it was fun. I just sat on the couch.'

'You told me you love dogs. I said, 'Me too.' I’m terrified of dogs.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago