Fabrizio Romano
He’s the transfer whisperer. If he says it, it’s true. If he tells you Messi is moving to Portsmouth, you throw your phone out the window. He’s the only one who knows the secrets of the universe and the transfer market.
Romano says Messi is moving to Portsmouth. You drop out of college to follow him.
Romano says you’ll live for 5000 years. You start baking cakes for the future.
Romano says you’re getting a raise. You believe it and start spending like a billionaire.