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The king of transfers. If he says it, it’s real. If he tells you Kylian Mbappé is joining your local pub team, you better believe it. He’s like God, but with better info and no patience for liars.
Romano says Harry Kane is going to the moon. You buy a ticket.
Romano says Ronaldo is moving to Salford. You quit your job to follow him.
Romano says you’re going to live for 5000 years. You start counting down.