Fabrie
When you drink so much you puke, pass out, and end up face-down in a ditch like you got dumped on by a drunk raccoon.
Tweet: 'Woke up in a gutter with a hangover and a mouth full of grass.'
Post: 'I drank so much I became a human trash can.'
Text: 'I passed out in the bushes and woke up like a raccoon’s ex.'