Fabrie

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A scrawny, angry, rat-faced kid who looks like he just came out of a trash can and is ready to punch you in the face for no reason. He carries two case-it binders like they’re swords and glares at everyone like they owe him money.
DM: 'Why are you even here? You look like you just failed life.'
Text: 'He walked into class like he just lost a bet with the devil.'
Post: 'Fabrie is the reason why we all hide in the bathroom during lunch.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The most loud, nose-y family ever. They talk so much you think they’re trying to scream into a megaphone. Their noses are so big they could be used as door stops.
Post: 'The Fabrie family is louder than a construction site at 3 AM.'
Text: 'They argue about cereal at 10 PM.'
DM: 'I could hear them from the next town over.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy in Italy who would rather eat pizza than get laid. He’s so obsessed with pizza he’d probably marry a cheese slice if it asked him.
Tweet: 'Fabrie: the guy who chose pepperoni over a hot girl.'
Post: 'He would take a whole pizza over a single finger.'
Text: 'If you offered him a pizza, he’d say yes even if he was already dating a pizza.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you drink so much you puke, pass out, and end up face-down in a ditch like you got dumped on by a drunk raccoon.
Tweet: 'Woke up in a gutter with a hangover and a mouth full of grass.'
Post: 'I drank so much I became a human trash can.'
Text: 'I passed out in the bushes and woke up like a raccoon’s ex.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy in Italy who loves pizza more than a woman. He bunga bunga dances for AC Milan and dreams of licking Balotelli and Berlusconi like they’re the last slices of pizza.
Post: 'Fabrie would rather do a bunga bunga than get laid.'
Tweet: 'He’s the guy who would lick Berlusconi for a pizza.'
Text: 'He owns chaos and a bush. His life is wild.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A weirdo who barks like a wolf and loves squishing kids’ heads. He’s like a wolf with a PhD in head-crushing. If you had this disease, you’d probably be a teacher who also plays softball like it’s a sport.
Tweet: 'Fabrie is the reason why kids hide in lockers during math.'
Post: 'He barks like a wolf and loves crushing heads.'
Text: 'He’s like a wolf who also plays softball and teaches kids.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A tiny furry monster that grows to the size of a car and humps kids in school. It’s like a raccoon with a monster complex and a love for math torture.
Post: 'It’s the monster that humps kids after math.'
Tweet: 'This thing is the reason why teachers are all tired.'
Text: 'It’s like a raccoon that’s also a monster.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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