Fabrie
A weirdo who barks like a wolf and loves squishing kids’ heads. He’s like a wolf with a PhD in head-crushing. If you had this disease, you’d probably be a teacher who also plays softball like it’s a sport.
Tweet: 'Fabrie is the reason why kids hide in lockers during math.'
Post: 'He barks like a wolf and loves crushing heads.'
Text: 'He’s like a wolf who also plays softball and teaches kids.'